you'll notice i haven't posted for a while because i have been sooooooo busy
for example i went to crossett to visit my cousins blizzie and max and we ran around and chased cows and then on the drive back the car got sick because the engine exploded and my papa had to push it to a gas station and my mama and i had to sit in starbucks for hours and hours and then grandpa and uncle ryan came and picked us up in a big truck and i got to ride in the back and i slept all the way home
and the car died and we never saw it again
now we have a big truck
and then my mama and papa had to go to new york city to get married so i would no longer be a puppy out of wedlock and i got to go to the doggie dude ranch for ten days
the doggie dude ranch is where you go out to the country and run around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and then it's ten days later and you go home and take a long nap
i made friends with a great dane who they say can chase down a deer which means he can run fast but i can run just as fast and no one can believe it ooooooooh i absolutely love running
when my mama got home she gave me kisses and told me i am a big muscle with fur and ears
that means she loves me
tonight my papa had a meeting so my mama and i invented a new game where i disembowel my squirrel and scatter all its stuffing around the kitchen floor and my mama says daisy mae i'm trying to cook dinner and i run around and get my new raccoon and she says you're making an awful mess and sighs and gets the broom and sweeps all the squirrel guts up into a big pile and i run through it with my raccoon and she screams and throws the raccoon into the next room and sweeps up again and i get my raccoon and run through the pile again and roll around a bit and she throws the raccoon into the other room and i get my raccoon and also my chipmunk and also my big red ball with the disgusting smelly rope and i carry them all at the same time into the kitchen and we all roll around in the pile of stuffing and mama chases us around which is lots of fun especially when says bad words because the frittata is burning
i love my raccoon and my chipmunk and my ball and my mama
also i love to sleep in my own bed
