when you dig

when you dig out back by yourself it is called destruction but when you and your mama and your papa all do it together it is called gardening

we live in a new house now and we have to make the back a vegetable garden



we spent all day pulling up plants and sniffing bugs



i thought maybe we could leave one little patch of grass which is very good for lying in



but we couldn't because in a vegetable garden everything must go

spring is a time

spring is a time of assessment when you have to do a lot of marking

my mama marks with a red pen and i mark with peeing

we are both conscientious and thorough

which is why at the end of the day we have to do extra relaxing which is peoples for sleeping on the couch with the tv on

peoples

peoples say the strangest things

for example on our nighttime walks sometimes my mama says "cmon daisy less sniffing more pooping"

it's like does she even know what pooping IS

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today

today my mama says i am a terrible two

that is peoples for i am extra super special because it is my birthday

my mama and me we went out for a birthday walk and i found the biggest stick in all of canadia and did victory laps all over the golf course

it snowed today so the only tracks were bunny tracks and mama tracks and tracks made by ME daisy mae

did you know there is a house by the golf course that smells like kitties

it is true i know because i sniffeded it

sometimes

sometimes when i walk up the street in the snow and then i walk back down i find these backwards footprints that smell JUST LIKE ME

i am not even making this up

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in winter

in winter my golf course turns into a tabula rasa

this is a concept invented by an old english people named jonlock

he said THERE ARE NO INNATE IDEAS which meant all the golfers had to go home so the snow could come turn everything like white paper

i like to fill my tabula with things like running in the snow and snorfling the snow and eating the snow and digging a little hole in the snow and putting my nose in it and smelling the snow

they are my very best ideas

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i do not

i do not like to poop in the cold

my mama says this is going to be a problem

we are back in canadia and my mama bought me a new toy for the new year and it is an indestructible squeaky ball with feet and i have already eaten the feet off

indestructible is peoples for more satisfying to destroy