entertaining

entertaining is when peoples come to the house to see ME daisy mae and my papa makes them hamburgers

last night we entertained a new friend called disa

disa is a baby which is a cross between a peoples and a puppy

she does not like to play games but she is very good for sniffing so i let her sit in my spot on the couch

sometimes if you are very patient and very sneaky you can give her feet a good lick

my mama is in london

my mama is in london which is someplace where i cannot find her

she sent me this photo



i do not like london and i think she should come home

today

today is a special day for mamas so my mama and me we took an extra special walk over to the dog park and i was on my most bestest behavior

i only stole one other dog's ball and i only made my mama chase me for it a little bit

did you know that my mama also has a mama

at first i did not believe it either but now it makes sense

after all someone had to take my mama for walks when she was a puppy

when you dig

when you dig out back by yourself it is called destruction but when you and your mama and your papa all do it together it is called gardening

we live in a new house now and we have to make the back a vegetable garden



we spent all day pulling up plants and sniffing bugs



i thought maybe we could leave one little patch of grass which is very good for lying in



but we couldn't because in a vegetable garden everything must go

spring is a time

spring is a time of assessment when you have to do a lot of marking

my mama marks with a red pen and i mark with peeing

we are both conscientious and thorough

which is why at the end of the day we have to do extra relaxing which is peoples for sleeping on the couch with the tv on

peoples

peoples say the strangest things

for example on our nighttime walks sometimes my mama says "cmon daisy less sniffing more pooping"

it's like does she even know what pooping IS

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today

today my mama says i am a terrible two

that is peoples for i am extra super special because it is my birthday

my mama and me we went out for a birthday walk and i found the biggest stick in all of canadia and did victory laps all over the golf course

it snowed today so the only tracks were bunny tracks and mama tracks and tracks made by ME daisy mae

did you know there is a house by the golf course that smells like kitties

it is true i know because i sniffeded it