have you ever seen

have you ever seen the beach? it is this crazy place where THE WATER MOVES AT YOU

i went there today and my papa and me we went wading







wading is very refreshing but you gotta keep an eye on those waves

they just keep coming

we live in canadia

we live in canadia now

and at our new house instead of a Back Yard we have a Golf Course and a Nature Trail

a Nature Trail is where you walk on a leash and it smells like a million new things

and there are squirrels and black squirrels and really big black squirrels and joggers and walkers and strollers and bikers and deer and goldfinches and noises and waterfalls and a dead groundhog and most of all chipper-monks

so you have to stay alert at all times or as mama says Too Excited To Pee

a Golf Course is a huuuuuuuuuge lawn where you go at night and run around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around

and around and around and around and around

and there are nighttime birds called Bats that go cccccriiiiick crikcrikcrik

mama says we like Bats because they eat skitos but i like them because they are there and then they aren't

i like our new house except when mama and papa leave me alone in it

then it's still a little scary

oh my god

oh my god in buffaloes they have the craziest squirrels

they are called BUNNIES

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mama and papa

mama and papa have lost their minds

they took all the furniture outside and now they're giving it away to strange peoples

and they woke up when it was still nighttime to do it

and it is saturday

they are suffering from the disturbing condition known as yard sale

and they better not give away my bed

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ATTENTION

ATTENTION

THIS IS A SQUIRREL ALERT CODE RED

REPEAT

SQUIRREL ALERT CODE RED

MY MAMA AND ME WE TOOK AN EARLY MORNING WALK AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

YOU HEAR ME? EV. ER. EE. WHERE.

IF YOU GO OUTSIDE PLEASE EXERCISE EXTREME VIGILANCE

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

• TWITCHY TAILS


• BEADY EYES


• SUDDEN, DARTING MOVEMENTS IN, UP, TOWARD, OR AROUND TREES

YOU MAY BE IN THE VICINITY OF A SQUIRREL

IF YOU WITNESS OR SUSPECT ANY SQUIRREL ACTIVITY, BARK IMMEDIATELY AND LOUDLY

THIS IS NOT A TEST

have you ever seen

have you ever seen a canadia goose?

because my mama and me we saw TWO at the park today and she says they are birds but i don't think so because they are as BIG as ANIMALS

also they honk!

and i don't know if you know this but we are moving to canadia which is a decision we made before i knew about their crazy gooses

i just don't know about this at all

today i got a letter

today i got a letter from my friend easter who went to live with my auntie shelia's family:

Hey Daisy,

It's me, Easter.  Just wanted to let you know that I am doing fine.  I have new peoples now.    They are okay. The boy named Noah doesn't like to get licked.  He says I am a ghetto dog because I do drive by licks.  Someone keeps filling in the holes that I am digging so that I can escape.  I think it is the boy.  I'm going to the home of some guy named Granddad tomorrow.  They says I'll live with him forever.  The momma of this house says they were just offering a temporary shelter, so I has to go to my new home.  Okay more later.  The girl who lives here is coming, and I am in her room.

Deuces

my mama says easter is going to go live on granddad's farm which is a real farm with cows and not a figurative farm with dead people

and maybe one day i can visit