oh my god

oh my god in buffaloes they have the craziest squirrels

they are called BUNNIES

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mama and papa

mama and papa have lost their minds

they took all the furniture outside and now they're giving it away to strange peoples

and they woke up when it was still nighttime to do it

and it is saturday

they are suffering from the disturbing condition known as yard sale

and they better not give away my bed

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ATTENTION

ATTENTION

THIS IS A SQUIRREL ALERT CODE RED

REPEAT

SQUIRREL ALERT CODE RED

MY MAMA AND ME WE TOOK AN EARLY MORNING WALK AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

YOU HEAR ME? EV. ER. EE. WHERE.

IF YOU GO OUTSIDE PLEASE EXERCISE EXTREME VIGILANCE

IF YOU SEE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

• TWITCHY TAILS


• BEADY EYES


• SUDDEN, DARTING MOVEMENTS IN, UP, TOWARD, OR AROUND TREES

YOU MAY BE IN THE VICINITY OF A SQUIRREL

IF YOU WITNESS OR SUSPECT ANY SQUIRREL ACTIVITY, BARK IMMEDIATELY AND LOUDLY

THIS IS NOT A TEST