christmas

christmas is when my mama and my papa and i go to new york city and everyone wraps everything up in paper and then unwraps it again

it is a lot like moving except you do not move anywhere

and there are toys everywhere but most of them when you try to play with them everyone says NO

for example the toys growing on the inside tree

and the wise men in the creche

and all the paper which is very good for chewing

christmas is rather confusing




what about this one can i eat this one?



i can eat this one!


on christmas all the toys are called Presents and they are From Santa which means they are from peoples who love you

my best present was a big hug from my papa



once you figure it out christmas can be very rewarding

last night

last night i ran around the entire golf course carrying a Whole Goddam Tree which is peoples for a really really good stick

and then we watched movies which is when my mama and my papa look at the tv and i sleep in my papa's lap

sometimes i think about new york which is where all my new friends live for example these little birds that live inside

they like to jump around in a cage and beep and i like to lie on the couch and watch them



they are like movies but birdier

new york

new york is where it smells like a million billion new things and my mama and my papa and i went there and i went for walks in it

and i saw ducks and pigeons and a huge possum in the daytime and i thought they only lived in the nighttime

but my mama says new york possums are the possums that never sleep

here is something you should know: new york squirrels are superfast because they are up to extra evil

and i met a kitty and she let me take a nap with her!



as long as i was very quiet and didn't get on her side of the couch