Monday, September 8, 2008

on tuesday evenings

on tuesday evenings i go to obedience school at the canine connection

school is where you get treats for sitting and walking around and i must say i believe i am excelling

before school i go to doggie daycare because otherwise i am too ADD to learn anything my mama says

doggie daycare is where there are all kinds of puppies and you run around and around and around and around and around and take a nap and run around and around and around and around and around some more and then val gives you a cookie because you are "miss congeniality" which means the best

my mama says i'm not so congenial when i am being destructive for example when i ate her favorite silver sandals last week

she said daisy mae can you tell me why i love you so much when all you do is destroy the things i love and i said because mama i am in the words of henry james an imperturbable little prodigy of delightful loveable goodness and she said yep that's it

and i got another cookie