this is ruby

this is ruby

she is a baby

she is quite littles and she smells like maybe you have met somewhere before but you cannot remember where

 

a baby is like a puppy that is learning to be a peoples

she does not even know about breakfasts or lunches or dinners or bedtimes so my mama has a lot of sitting and explaining to do and someone has to watch the door for botherers and that someone is me daisy mae

taking care of a baby requires vigilance which is peoples for you always have to watch her and sniff her and every once in a while give her a little kiss on the nose and the feet to make sure she is okay at both ends

and if someone takes her into another room and she makes noises you have to run run run and see just what is going on in there

you can save some energies by staying close to the baby at all times

then everybodies is safe and happy

today

today is valentimes day which is peoples for my birthday

birthdays are when you used to be zero

but now you are four

and you still like to sleep on your mama

plumbings

plumbings is when the kitchen sink fills with water and won't unfill and everything in the kitchen gets used and dirty

it can be confusing because washing the dishes makes my mama grumpy but not washing the dishes makes her even grumpier

and so you have to call Phil the Plumber and be very calm while he walks in and out and in and out and in and out which is a very strange way to pay a visits

and all the faucets are on so it sounds like bathtimes

and there is jackhammerings under the floor

during a large-scale natural disaster like plumbings it is best to stay in constant physical contacts with my mama like against her legs or on her hands or in her laps

she says this is very convenient which is peoples for thank you for keeping me safe daisy mae