peoples

peoples say the strangest things

for example on our nighttime walks sometimes my mama says "cmon daisy less sniffing more pooping"

it's like does she even know what pooping IS

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today

today my mama says i am a terrible two

that is peoples for i am extra super special because it is my birthday

my mama and me we went out for a birthday walk and i found the biggest stick in all of canadia and did victory laps all over the golf course

it snowed today so the only tracks were bunny tracks and mama tracks and tracks made by ME daisy mae

did you know there is a house by the golf course that smells like kitties

it is true i know because i sniffeded it

sometimes

sometimes when i walk up the street in the snow and then i walk back down i find these backwards footprints that smell JUST LIKE ME

i am not even making this up

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in winter

in winter my golf course turns into a tabula rasa

this is a concept invented by an old english people named jonlock

he said THERE ARE NO INNATE IDEAS which meant all the golfers had to go home so the snow could come turn everything like white paper

i like to fill my tabula with things like running in the snow and snorfling the snow and eating the snow and digging a little hole in the snow and putting my nose in it and smelling the snow

they are my very best ideas

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i do not

i do not like to poop in the cold

my mama says this is going to be a problem

we are back in canadia and my mama bought me a new toy for the new year and it is an indestructible squeaky ball with feet and i have already eaten the feet off

indestructible is peoples for more satisfying to destroy

christmas

christmas is when my mama and my papa and i go to new york city and everyone wraps everything up in paper and then unwraps it again

it is a lot like moving except you do not move anywhere

and there are toys everywhere but most of them when you try to play with them everyone says NO

for example the toys growing on the inside tree

and the wise men in the creche

and all the paper which is very good for chewing

christmas is rather confusing




what about this one can i eat this one?



i can eat this one!


on christmas all the toys are called Presents and they are From Santa which means they are from peoples who love you

my best present was a big hug from my papa



once you figure it out christmas can be very rewarding

last night

last night i ran around the entire golf course carrying a Whole Goddam Tree which is peoples for a really really good stick

and then we watched movies which is when my mama and my papa look at the tv and i sleep in my papa's lap

sometimes i think about new york which is where all my new friends live for example these little birds that live inside

they like to jump around in a cage and beep and i like to lie on the couch and watch them



they are like movies but birdier