she says there's a whole crew club in new york that is waiting to know what i've been doing lately
i said but mama i've been so busy what with my ball and my squirrel and my duck and my other duck and my other ball and my bone and my new bed and hiking and all the running around i have to do all the time
and she said well daisy mae maybe you could take questions from your readers and then just take a minute out of your hectic schedule every once in a while to answer them and offer advice and stuff
and i said that's a good idea mama you're pretty smart i think i'll chew on your hand for a while
and she said okay and i'll write you your first inquiry
Dear Daisy Mae,well mama i have a lot of fun games that i like to play for example my new favorite game is called run away and it looks like this:
What are some of your favorite games?
Love,
Your Mama
i especially like to play this game with my papa when he accidentally lets me out the front door and he says daisy mae you better not run in the road get your ass over here NOW which is people for i'm ready to chase you all over the neighborhood while i shout bad words
another game i like is sit and shake because i can do both at the same time:
that is called an action shot because it shows me daisy mae in action
my auntie nancy came to visit from massachusetts and we played a game called I'M WILD! in which we are wild which is very difficult to photograph because it is extremely active but it looks a little like this:
sometimes people don't like to play i'm wild because they had too much wine the night before or they are trying to "write" whatever that is and in those cases i win
thanks for writing in mama
love daisy mae
2 comments:
Dear Daisy Mae:
What is your favorite tv show?
Love,
sj
Dear Daisy Mae,
Have you made it up to your mama's office? If you do, stop by 711 and say hi.
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