i killded Lobster
i shredded Squirrel
i unstuffed Hedgehog
i gutted Pheasant
i ate Mallard's face off
i disemboweled Blue Heron and saved his legs for a while and then unraveled them until they were gone too
i tore off Raccoon's tail and turned him inside out
i chewed off Rabbit's ears and pulled his guts out of his neck
i removed Octopus's legs
i dismembered Blue Lobster
i declawed Trayf
and i plucked Duck's innards out of his butt
Me and Hedgehog and Squirrel and Trayf in happier times
Me and Duck
Pulling Rabbit's insides out of his head
I love Duck!
Look what you have in your butt, Duck!
Uh oh—Mama, all of Duck's insides came out of his butt.
4 comments:
Poor Daisy Mae.
At my house, Sam has no one to play with for much the same reason that your friends are disappearing. Worse, Jacey has no one to play with--because she lives with Sam.
Poor daisy mae.
Hannah in Virginia says to tell you those darn ducks are all the same the same thing happened to her duck and then when she got a new duck it happened again which is a shame because everyone knows doggies love ducks.
Once my dog Penny (RIP) pulled all her bunny's guts out through his groin. It was a bit disturbing.
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