we had christmases

we had christmases in new york city this year

 
christmases is very good for visiting so i spent lots of time with my mama's mama and my mama's papa and my aunt kathryn and my aunt emma and my uncle doug and my uncle austin and my friends rosaline and dan who came over to help us eat the seven fishes which i helped cook

my mama's papa is the chef of the seven fishes and my aunt kathryn is the sous-chef who assists the chef and i am the sous-sous-chef who stands under the sous-chef just in case anything falls on the floor that needs to be eaten


i am also very helpful in this regard at dessert times

being helpful is a lot of work so the next day my papa and me we took a christmases nap

this was a special christmases because my aunt emma gave me a purple squirrel that poops treats and also because my mama has a bunny in the oven

this does not mean she was cooking bunnies because it is Just An Expression which is peoples for something that is only true in the sense that it is not

i do not know exactly what it means