when i'm extra special good at chewing my mama calls me little jaws
i've been working on my chewing lately i chewed my duck and my bone and my bucket and kitty's food and the floor and my papa's vintage chair and the table and some fingers and i got my eyes on some shoes
my papa says i'm already chewing at a fourth grade grade level and mama says probably i can skip a grade
today i worked on mama's new pajama pants and sometimes her legs which are inside them
she said daisy mae if you don't get your butt outside and leave me alone i swear to god i am going to stomp you
she's so funny
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