rain is when you get wet and you didn't even roll in a puddle or anything
it is very unpleasant
sometimes it only rains on this one house on our street in a bizarre natural phenomenon known as Sprinklers but other times like yesterday and the day before that it rains on the whole world
today it's not raining and i showed my mama my new favorite game which is called Running Up the Mountain
mama says peoples prefer to stay on the trail and not run straight up a gigantic vertical incline through trees and prickly bushes and i say it sounds like peoples are missing the whole point of having a mountain at all
when you get to the top you can play my other favorite game, Running Down the Mountain
the mountain is right in the middle of squirrel country and those squirrels i am telling you they are so sneaky
they run toward trees and DISAPPEAR i am so serious
in my dreams i run up the mountain and down the mountain and up the mountain and down the mountain and i am so fast i catch all the squirrels and the peoples they can finally live in peace
3 comments:
Would you like to make friends with more dogs who hate squirrels?
yes please heidi
only together will we combat the squirrel menace
also i love friends especially licking them and running with them and playing bite each other in the face with them
Hi Daisy Mae
you can come and play with me at my dog park anytime!
I like your description of sprinklers! love from Buster
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